The K.I.S.S. Series (1)

This is a new and continuing series to offer us the most absolute, unchanging truths to lifes most pressing and important questions.

I have no idea why I keep doing this, no one is reading this and I already freakin' know. Sheesh.........

Okay, here we go.

I will give you the question and the answer. If you follow this, you can never be wrong in life.

Q: Who made the world?

A: GOD made the world.

Q: Who is God?

A: GOD is the Creator of Heaven and earth, and of all things.

Q: What is man?

A: Man is a creature composed of body and soul, and made to the image and likeness of God.

Q: Why did GOD make you?

A: God made me to know Him, to love Him, and to serve Him in this world, and to be happy with Him forever in Heaven.

Q: What must we do to save our souls?

A: To save our souls we must worship God by faith,hope, and charity; that is, we must believe in Him, hope in Him, and love Him with all our heart.

Q: How shall we know the things which we are to believe?

A: We shall know all things which we are to believe from the Catholic Church, through which God speaks to us.

Q: Where shall we find the chief truths which the Church teaches?

A: We shall find the chief truths which the Church teaches in the Apostles' Creed

The Apostles' Creed:

I believe in God, the Father the Almighty, Creator of Heaven and earth; and in Jesus Christ, His only Son, our Lord; who was conceived by the Holy Ghost, born of the Virgin Mary, suffered under Pontius Pilate, was crucified; died, and was buried. He descended into Hell; the third day He rose again from the dead; He ascended into Heaven, sitteth at the right hand of God, the Father Almighty; from thence He shall come to judge the living and the dead.

I believe in the Holy Ghost, the Holy Catholic Church, the communion of Saints, the forgiveness of sins, the resurrection of the body, and the life everlasting.

Amen.

There it is.

Repent and convert.

Or don't.